Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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