I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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