I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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