people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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