Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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