There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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