vagina is talking i cant
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
is it fun? or sober?
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