Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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