Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's rum buckets o'clock
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
