I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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