Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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