Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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