Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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