I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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