i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
