Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
as a side note pls kill me
That was before I lit my hair on fire
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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