I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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