We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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