whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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