I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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