He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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