come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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