Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Randomize
