just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
