Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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