I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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