It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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