i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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