New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
