I think i peed on brittanys purse
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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