do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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Boobs are out for the taking
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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