I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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