I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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