Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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