PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
