cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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