he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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