i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
It's rum buckets o'clock
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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