I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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