How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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