I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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