they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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