what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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