Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i don't like sucking hair
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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