every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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