New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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