some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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