im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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