Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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