Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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