Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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