Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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