Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
from now on my penis is your penis
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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