the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I am available for nakedness
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
