Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Do vagina's smell?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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