Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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